If Dogs Could Talk

"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion) 11/18/2018 at 21:31 • Filed to: doggosite lock

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*two dogs are sleeping*

*some noise occurs somewhere*

Dog 1: (hmm I think I heard something, I better let someone know) “Is someone there?”

Dog 2: Did you hear something? What is it?

Dog 1: Maybe? Yeah I think so? I don’t know. I mean Yeah!

Dog 2: Yeah me too! I mean, you said you thought you heard something RIGHT?

Dog 1: Let’s let everyone know and charge the front door!

Dog 2: GET ‘EM! wait I’m gonna grab a toy first

Dog 1: Yeah TOTALLY WHO’S THERE

Dog 2: MOTHERFUCKER BRING THE NOISE and also a stuffed dinosaur

Dog 1: RIGHT BITCH WASSUP WHO IS IT and by the way I HEARD IT FIRST

Dog 2: NO WAY MAN I HEARD IT FIRST SEE I’M BARKING LOUDER

... and so on and so forth.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > functionoverfashion 11/18/2018 at 21:36

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Have you encountered the Twitter account “Thoughts of Dog” yet?

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2018 at 21:37

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No, I don’t mess with Twitter much. But I’ll look that up, I’m sure it’s funny

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > functionoverfashion 11/18/2018 at 21:43

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If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men

jimz > functionoverfashion 11/18/2018 at 21:47

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I can tell you what this good boy would say if he could talk:

“Ball? Ball? Ball! C’mon, ball! Plz throw the ball! Shit, where’s the ball? I growled at it, why isn’t it here?!? ”

DipodomysDeserti > functionoverfashion 11/18/2018 at 21:48

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When my main bitch was still alive, my beta male pit use to bark at the door in order to put her on high alert and get her off the prime spot on the couch. She’d  run a patrol around the house while he took her spot. Asshole.

functionoverfashion > jimz 11/18/2018 at 21:55

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Oh man, one of our dogs for sure would say

are you gonna throw that? how bout now? now? now? nownownownownownownownownow? 

TheRealBicycleBuck > functionoverfashion 11/18/2018 at 22:28

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If dogs could talk.

Best line: “It’s the Stick!”

functionoverfashion > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 09:03

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I liked when he jumped on the bed “ HEY THE SUN’S UP GET UP GET UP GETUP” ... because that’s exactly what our younger dog does.